Wellington Planning

Waitrose

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:31:02 +0000

Members of the public, this notice is to inform you that on the 12/5/2011 Waitrose will be renovated into a wonderful goat training centre and ostrich racing track. It will be helpful for all the Somerset farmers to help make their goats obedient.

Ostrich racing should bring in the crowds!

Museum

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:30:26 +0000

The Wellington museum will be knocked down because it is an eyesore. It will be replaced by a Tony Pryce sport shop.

Kings Arms

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:30:00 +0000

The Kings Arms into a 3 storey bouncy castle.

We intend to do this for all the children in the area; we need more children facilities for parents to drop their children off while shopping.

We don’t need the Kings Arms because there are too many drunks walking around Wellington scaring little children.

We understand that people will be out of a job but we can easily arrange for them to work in other pubs or hotel bars.

Boing!

Wellington School

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:29:36 +0000

Our proposal is to turn Wellington School into a Court Fields Sixth Form extension. The reason for this is because Court Fields have been waiting for an extension for ages, so we have granted their wish. Another reason for this is because the site is big enough and the students from Wellington School can still attend.

If you disagree, please see our website

“disgraceful and irresponsible”
“an excellent idea”

Corn Hill Arcade

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:29:10 +0000

To change Corn Hill Arcade into a French Restaurant.

We intend to do this to encourage outsiders to come and eat in this fancy French style diner.

The Corn Hill Arcade has `true trends` in it but they can be located into another building.

The Arcade has such a look about it that a restaurant would be a great step up for Wellington.

Thanks

“Allo allo”

The Library

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:28:42 +0000

Due to overwhelming demand, We are changing the wellington library into a chain nightclub called Okoko. This idea has been checked over by Richard Marshall and the change will be taking place soon.
Thank you for your support.

“books vs beats”

Lloyds bank

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:28:15 +0000

Members of the public, this notice is to inform you about Lloyds Bank is going to be re-modelled into a McDonalds, this is because Wellington needs some more attractions.

The public will use the Wellington Football Pitch Car Park and Lloyds bank will be closed on the 21st Of May onwards and further construction will be taken from that point.

Banks to burgers…

Nat West Bank

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:27:46 +0000

We are proposing to change NatWest, Fore Street, into ‘Wellington reptile house’. The reptile house will be funded by Amphibian.Inc; and NatWest plan to be moving to Swansea. Sorry for any inconvenience.

“We have contacted our security department”

Sportsmans Arms

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:27:15 +0000

We are planning on changing the Sportsman’s Arms on Station Road into Gamestation,
And the reason for this is because people have to travel to Taunton or other places to buy games or a games console.

The Wellesley

admin — Tue, 10 May 2011 09:25:56 +0000

The Wellesley Cinema into a 9 screen multiplex.

We intend to do this because The Wellesley Cinema can only show one film at a time and one film only stays for about a week.

If we change it into a multiplex they will be able to show film for a number of weeks.

When the multiplex is finished and open, Wellington will become a much more popular place.

The best loved building in town?