Kings Arms
The Kings Arms into a 3 storey bouncy castle.
We intend to do this for all the children in the area; we need more children facilities for parents to drop their children off while shopping.
We don’t need the Kings Arms because there are too many drunks walking around Wellington scaring little children.
We understand that people will be out of a job but we can easily arrange for them to work in other pubs or hotel bars.
Boing!
I like the idea of a 3 storey bouncy castle – is it even possible to build one ? This would probably attract loads of visitors to the town (although they’d have to take their shoes off first…)
Most people buy their alcohol from supermarkets anyway (although they won’t be able to visit Waitrose of course, as that’s going to be full of ostriches shortly…)
We put the notice outside, after the pub owner told us that we couldnt put it any where near the building. Ohh Well.
this idea is rediculous and stupid!!!!!!